☛ Anthony Bourdain Introduces Himself
Happy 450th, Bill! (And thanks to ryannorth for the appropriately-themed shirt.)
Anthony Bourdain on Anthony Bourdain.
this is the funniest thing I’ve ready today, hands down.
can’t breathe send help
This is sooooo close to being spot-on, but he doesn’t talk about Paula Deen pleasuring herself with a stick of butter while Rachel Ray watches, so I’m only giving it three stars.
Oh hey there, CHSH attendees.
See the map above? If you’re coming in from out of town, and your home town isn’t Nashville, Atlanta, Charleston, or Ohio, let me suggest taking a slightly different train to the Jeni’s stop (Google Maps on your phone will get you there—the station exit is literally across the street from the ice cream place), and then walking with your ice cream over to Mullen’s.
I can believe that a teenager can be bitten by a genetically-modified spider in a facility where based on the lack of containment in the spider room LOTS of people should be getting the proportionate strength and speed of a spider*, but I have a tough time believing that any science-minded kid is using Internet Explorer.
* I realize that Oscorp is a company run by villains, but seriously, wear some protective gear when you’re going into the spider room. The reason you don’t see people with bee powers is because beekeepers know to wear those suits.
Crack. Do not try, even once.
CHARLES MANSON APPEARS IN PANCAKE
Jarvis Cocker as Petey on Fantastic Mr. Fox
You wrote a bad song Petey!
Watched The Fantastic Mr. Fox last night for the first time since I saw it in the theater.
Easter morning breakfast: Apple fritters.