Cwabs!


  1. ¡Feliz dio de los nachos! (at M.L. Rose Craft Beer & Burgers)

    ¡Feliz dio de los nachos! (at M.L. Rose Craft Beer & Burgers)

  2. Really excited about seeing Baymax in Big Hero 6.

    Really excited about seeing Baymax in Big Hero 6.

  3. ☛ State panel approves spending $800,000 to combat Ebola in Ohio | The Columbus Dispatch

    If they’re like other disease prevention initiatives, folks in Ohio can expect to see some new signs in their bathrooms soon:

    • EMPLOYEES MUST WIPE ASS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK
    • EMPLOYEES MUST WAIT 28 DAYS AND BE CLEARED BY A CDC TEAM OF DOCTORS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK
    • EMPLOYEES MUST CAREFULLY CONSIDER WHETHER THEY TRUST JOHN BOEHNER TO ALLOCATE $800,000 FOR ‘COMBATING’ A RARE TROPICAL DISEASE WHEN HE DOESN’T SUPPORT BASIC PREVENTATIVE HEALTH CARE FOR AMERICANS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK
    • EMPLOYEES MUST QUESTION WHETHER EBOLA IS GOD’S PUNISHMENT FOR A SINFUL NATION BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK
    • EMPLOYEES MUST ASK CORPORATE MANAGEMENT WHETHER TREATMENT FOR EBOLA GOES AGAINST THE CORPORATION’S CHRISTIAN BELIEF SYSTEM BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK
    • TRY OUR NEVER-ENDING-PAST-EBOLA
  4. My workplace doesn’t recognize my important religious holidays.

    My workplace doesn’t recognize my important religious holidays.

  5. John Oliver has given the world many things: The Fuckeulogy, the Carlos Danger dance—many of which would be enough for some kind of award. But last night on Last Week Tonight, he released stock footage of animals as the Supreme Court in order to allow anyone with a little video editing know how to create their own Supreme Court argument videos with the tag #RealAnimalsFakePaws.

    As the video above shows, this is genius of another level, raised to an even higher level by the fact that the case in question involves drug detection animals.

  6. Breakfast, alliteration style: Pumpkin spice pain perdu with homemade honeycrisp happlesauce and Big Bad Breakfast bacon.

    Breakfast, alliteration style: Pumpkin spice pain perdu with homemade honeycrisp happlesauce and Big Bad Breakfast bacon.

  7. My donor reward arrived.

  8. If you’re fortunate enough to have a Mexican place that offers alambres, do not pass it up. Nothing’s closer to the tacos I had in Saltillo.

    If you’re fortunate enough to have a Mexican place that offers alambres, do not pass it up. Nothing’s closer to the tacos I had in Saltillo.

  9. Dang ol’ bees. #hyperlapse (at Mitchell Delicatessen)

  10. giroshane:

I swear to god I have not lied

That glue aftershave was a mistake.

    giroshane:

    I swear to god I have not lied

    That glue aftershave was a mistake.

    (via throughstilland--storm)