If they’re like other disease prevention initiatives, folks in Ohio can expect to see some new signs in their bathrooms soon:
EMPLOYEES MUST WIPE ASS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK
EMPLOYEES MUST WAIT 28 DAYS AND BE CLEARED BY A CDC TEAM OF DOCTORS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK
EMPLOYEES MUST CAREFULLY CONSIDER WHETHER THEY TRUST JOHN BOEHNER TO ALLOCATE $800,000 FOR ‘COMBATING’ A RARE TROPICAL DISEASE WHEN HE DOESN’T SUPPORT BASIC PREVENTATIVE HEALTH CARE FOR AMERICANS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK
EMPLOYEES MUST QUESTION WHETHER EBOLA IS GOD’S PUNISHMENT FOR A SINFUL NATION BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK
EMPLOYEES MUST ASK CORPORATE MANAGEMENT WHETHER TREATMENT FOR EBOLA GOES AGAINST THE CORPORATION’S CHRISTIAN BELIEF SYSTEM BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK
John Oliver has given the world many things: The Fuckeulogy, the Carlos Danger dance—many of which would be enough for some kind of award. But last night on Last Week Tonight, he released stock footage of animals as the Supreme Court in order to allow anyone with a little video editing know how to create their own Supreme Court argument videos with the tag #RealAnimalsFakePaws.
As the video above shows, this is genius of another level, raised to an even higher level by the fact that the case in question involves drug detection animals.