Cwabs!


  1. God dammit. The Wolf is wearing a fedora. He’s probably gonna tell Little Red Riding Hood what a “nice guy” he is. (via  “Into the Woods”; Disney Releases New Production Stills!)

    God dammit. The Wolf is wearing a fedora. He’s probably gonna tell Little Red Riding Hood what a “nice guy” he is. (via “Into the Woods”; Disney Releases New Production Stills!)

  2. wott-nashville:

    NORM - “Moving On”

    A day with a new NORM song is a good day indeed. Does this mean a full album is on the horizon or can we be satisfied with just the one morsel of enjoyable, summer, pop greatness.

    Guys! Guys!

    Stop what you’re doing for about four minutes, and listen to this.

    I know, I know. The only thing that gets less notice than a video post is an audio post. Just pretend we’re going to Dauphin Island with the top down, and I’ve just said “hey, listen to this,” and punched play.

  3. This is sharp enough to draw blood simply by looking at it.

 (via McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Testomania: Know Your Rights.)

    This is sharp enough to draw blood simply by looking at it.

    (via McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Testomania: Know Your Rights.)

  4. Oh, sure, everyone likes Deadpool gifs.

    But if you mentally substitute a mime in the same situations, you see just how angry you should be.

  5. tbridge:

    nicky36:

    scottfriday:

    nicky36:

    Is Supernatural just The Dukes of Hazzard but with Satan instead of Boss Hogg?

    Well…there’s a car? And brothers?

    image

    ahem.

    You are all on my list. You know who you are.

    This is beautiful.

  6. Further details on being diagnosed “Random.”

    • I blew a 0.000 on the breathalyzer.
    • My hair now has layers.
    • The only thing I’ve had to drink today was a cup of coffee, because “Random” also apparently means “Surprise.” I told the boss he needs to figure out a code, like just reminding people to stay hydrated throughout the day, so the testing folks didn’t end up with a cup of urine concentrated enough to make phosphorus without any extra work.
  7. Just spent an hour in the company medical department, and the only thing the could diagnose was this.

    Just spent an hour in the company medical department, and the only thing the could diagnose was this.

  8. ☛ How Buckyballs Fell Apart

    Alas, because 1700* children have visited the ER after eating magnets**, Buckyballs have been officially recalled. So mine will soon be a collectors item, right?

    ____________

    * It should be noted that during the same time period 28,000 children were hospitalized with gun injuries. Although guns clearly aren’t marketed as toys***.

    ** Not all of these magnets were Buckyballs, although it stands to reason that some of them were. and some of them were probably normal fridge magnets.

    *** Guns are actually marketed as toys. Just not to children. Well, except guns explicitly marketed to children because of their inherent nerf or aquatic payload.

  9. Still getting used to the new stove.

    Still getting used to the new stove.