July 2009
31 posts
Huh.
My conservative Christian workplace internet filter blocks most images from coming through to Tumblr, so I get captions for pictures of your dog, or a self-portrait, or a shiny toy sitting on your desk at work.
The exception to this is, naturally, that if you post photos of celebrities or models in some state of undress, it comes through with ALARMING CLARITY, so it’s caption, text,...
Some less-successful spin-offs:
Happy Days: Criminal Intent
Mary Tyler Moore: Special Victims Unit
Lennie Brisco Loves Chachi
"Dead and Gone" →
Since I’ve plugged it nigh onto every other place on the internet, I should encourage you to tune in (via the internet) tonight at 7pm Central time to hear what I sound like when I rock the mic.
Angry Week
Okay, I’m declaring Angry Week officially open. Give in to your hate!
Because being nice, polite, sensitive, and respectful has gotten you ignored, passed over, taken for granted, and resented. That’s fucking why. Who needs that shit?
Because I believe in being a contributing member of society, today, thanks to my efforts, “portmanteau derriass” (without quotes) is a Googlewhack.
Okay, not technically, as “derriass” isn’t an actual word. And once this site gets indexed again, it will no longer yield a unique result, but for this brief moment in time, until my coinage gets picked up by the OED,...
Compare & Contrast
sloganeerist:
gordonshumway:
Top Five Elvis Costello Songs:
“Alison”, “Little Triggers”, “Man Out of Time”, “King Horse”, and a Merseybeat-style version of “Everyday I Write the Book” I’ve got on a bootleg tape somewhere, the obscurity of the last cleverly counteracting the obviousness of the first, I thought.
—Rob Fleming, High Fidelity (The Book Version)
Top Five Elvis Costello Songs:
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Towards a system of categorisation of male looks.
nickdouglas:
sokeri:
indefensible:
So here are three kinds of male attractiveness.
1: Hyper-pretty men that everyone knows are attractive even if straight guys don’t say it because they are afraid of being called gay. IE Brad Pitt.
2: Handsome guys that make women go week at the knees because they’re good looking but also somehow masculine: IE Clive Owen.
3: Guys that it would be awesome...
“Sanford said the trip was legitimate but he put the agency in an awkward spot...”
– I was actually looking for the quote where Sanford compares himself to King David, but this was funnier out of context, and every quote I’ve found so far has been paraphrased anyway.
Nevertheless a few more fun facts about King David, post-affair:
One of his sons (Amnon) raped his...
