August 2009
26 posts
TheTNSituation
blaine23:
sloganeerist:
funsizebytes:
Apparently others have noticed TheTNSituation.
This is what passes for me being ahead of the curve these days?
I’m so glad my parents paid all that money for me to go to college.
Apparently Jason Aref posts stolen shit on his Facebook and his MySpace as well.
As if the douchiness of this individual needed to be proven further… SARAH PALIN?:
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The one question that always catches me on job applications is summed up in two words: DESIRED SALARY.
“Whatever Tom Cruise got paid for making Vanilla Sky,” seems a reasonable number, especially when you consider relative benefit to mankind over the course of a career, but that’s not what companies are looking for.
What it is is a special pricing game, called “Guess what...
Dinner tonight:
Lady peas on a buttermilk cornbread pancake, sliced ripe tomatoes with salt and pepper, pear pie.
The mayor of the city I live in is completely and...
(via sloganeerist)
Former mayor, I presume, but yeah.
“Your testicles are an invaluable source of pleasure to you, your loved ones, and...”
– scrotalsafetycommission.org
Yeah, it's probably SFW--anywhere but my W, which...
Let us say, for the sake of argument, that my SST submission is over on flickr, and spare y’all any forced observance of me in any state of undress.
Oh, this is totally going on my resume:
In the “things to do in life” list or bucket list or whatever the hell they’re calling ‘em these days, “sing the national anthem at a sporting event” is a moderately popular choice, so when Kerry dropped a “does anyone want to sing for Roller Derby?” post on Twitter last week I was all over it.
Rule number one of singing the national anthem: No...
No, Really! →
Combining "Find Equilibrium" with "Texts From Last... →
Delirium Tremens
I walked out the door this morning without my phone.
“June 28, 1987—We sure seem to have a lot of ninjas on the COBRA payroll.”
– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Journal of a Seasoned COBRA Veteran.
You know, ‘cause the movie and all. Maybe it’ll be as good as Van Helsing!
