Children's songs that are metaphors for sex:
“The Itsy-Bitsy Spider” “She’ll Be Comin’ Round The Mountain” “A Spoonful of Sugar” from Mary Poppins
nolagrrlnyc: fancycwabs replied to your post: Ringtone Meme spatch.net/cattown… I’m just going to leave this here. I made an .m4r file of it for iPhones, that I keep here: Props to Spatch for creating it in the first place.
altleftarrow: fancycwabs replied to your post: fancycwabs replied to your post: Re: That fried… I wrote the final word on Uncle Lou’s many years ago: fancycwabs.livejournal…. The last word on Uncle Lou’s is that it’s the best chicken in the world, bar none, and that your entire mouth-al area is broken. It is my expert opinion that you were, in fact, raised by crack. Uncle Lou is a...
Obama's next prime-time speech:
“Given the current budget and debt-ceiling impasse, with no compromise option on the table, effective August 3, I will be ordering the treasury to suspend payments to companies including, but not limited to, Bechtel, Halliburton, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Airbus, Xe (formerly Blackwater), Northrup Grumman, Raytheon, General Dynamics, KBR, Dell Computer, IBM, Hewlett-Packard, ITT, United...
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A Spotify Playlist. Also a work in progress.
Animals Drawn Poorly on Cocktail Napkins With...
tmills: Jean-Paul the stingray has a lazy eye. Astra the stoat has no idea how to assemble the Ikea furniture she just bought. (She’s drunk on Swedish meatballs.) Edwin the goat is a secret anti-Semite. Pauline the sugar glider is awkward at parties. Cyclops the X-Man feels dejected whenever Jean Grey makes out with Wolverine.
blueandbluer reblogged your photo: Brunchtime! I wonder if the armadillo comes in the… What is a “pork chop biscuit?” Well a pork chop is like a steak, only it’s made out of pig instead of cow. In the case of a pork chop biscuit, you’d probably want to go with what would be a filet or at the least a strip sort of steak, instead of one of the types of steak with bones in it,...
If I were the type to take photos of other people’s kids and post them on the internet, I would so be taking a photo of this blonde, curly-headed toddler dragging a “Wet Floor” sign around the ice cream shop.
Still waiting on my Nobel prize. Or Wikipedia...
Y’all remember last May when I told you about the Law of Stan Lee Cameos? That states that the quality of a given Marvel franchise film is inversely proportional to the length of Stan Lee’s cameo in said film? In Captain America, Stan Lee appears for less than two seconds, says six syllables, and does nothing to refute my theory. Related: Howard Stark made a great personal...
The guy who just sat down next to me at the bar had some pretty impressive opinions about Charlie Sheen, and drugs, and Arabs, and cell phones, and bodybuilding, and the music industry, and clothing, and thank god the taxi they called for him finally arrived, because there’s really only so long I can smile and nod next to a crazy person.
cocktailstraw replied to your photo: The last time I went to the dentist, nigh on eight… Nice tooth roots! I was hoping you’d admire the cheekbones, but I guess when you’re talking about skeletons, you can’t be too picky.