nickdouglas asked: "Posted from five miles from that site"? You mean you're EXACTLY ON THAT SITE! CWABS DID THE ARSON WAKE UP SHEEPLE
I TOTALLY have an airtight alibi! At the time of the arson, I was dressed as Hitler in a choir robe, trying to ad-lib bits about “restoring honor to America” and “turning the country back to Jesus.”
Okay, maybe that isn’t such a good alibi. In any case, the guy with the elephant trunk can totally vouch for me.