I can’t […] make you a picture of Nick Lowe giving Morrissey a piggyback ride, so I’ll just tell you that your 30s can be a lot of fun, but not so much fun that they named a malt-liquor container after them.
—From an email I received from @fancycwabs. I’d like to have that embroidered on a throw pillow. I’d also like to see that piggyback ride. (via gordonshumway)
Thanks for cutting out the stream of lewd suggestions that was behind that ellipsis—sometimes I get carried away in my “Happy Birthday” emails.
Thanks for cutting out the stream of lewd suggestions...ellipsis—sometimes I get carried...