HEY, PHONE, YOU’VE BEEN “PACKED FOR SHIPMENT” FOR A DAY AND A HALF NOW, AND IT’S A LOOOOONG FLIGHT FROM CHINA. HOW ABOUT HOPPING ON A PLANE OR SOMETHING?
Edit: And just like that, I get a shipping notice. With an imaginary tracking number, but still. Progress.
Edit, again: Oh, so it’s been hiding in Memphis the whole time? They coulda just told me and could have gone to get it yesteday and saved them some money.