So here are three kinds of male attractiveness.
1: Hyper-pretty men that everyone knows are attractive even if straight guys don’t say it because they are afraid of being called gay. IE Brad Pitt.
2: Handsome guys that make women go week at the knees because they’re good looking but also somehow masculine: IE Clive Owen.
3: Guys that it would be awesome to look like because they’re not good looking but they look like they were carved out of stone with a chainsaw.
EG: Jurgen Prochnow. Even his name is fantastic. Say it. It’s like chewing tobacco and a handful of gravel at the same time. That’s one magnificent brute.
you can only come up with 3? as a straight woman, I could certainly come up with more than 3 kinds of female attractiveness.
There’s definitely a fourth category for “cute but not hot,” which include me and, if I’m not being insulting, our dear indefensible. Ladies: You are allowed to call me hot! But I’m not gonna say I’m any of the three above.
And then there’s the rest of us, who somehow manage in spite of being, you know, repulsive, apparently.
