Because I believe in being a contributing member of society, today, thanks to my efforts, “portmanteau derriass” (without quotes) is a Googlewhack.
Okay, not technically, as “derriass” isn’t an actual word. And once this site gets indexed again, it will no longer yield a unique result, but for this brief moment in time, until my coinage gets picked up by the OED, I’m important.
To an algorithm, anyway.