Granted, the scripts are for part-time telemarketers trying to up-sell diabetic supplies, but still.
Customer: Hello?
Associate: (sighs contentedly) Mmmmm…sugar…
Customer: Who is this?
Associate: Chocolate…ice cream…
Customer: …
Source: froggeek
Ma’am, if I may ask for demographic purposes, DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES?
Customer: Hello? (sighs contentedly) Mmmmm…sugar… Who is this? Chocolate…ice cream… …