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  1. I JUST GOT HIRED AS A SCRIPTWRITER!

    ronbailey:

    Granted, the scripts are for part-time telemarketers trying to up-sell diabetic supplies, but still.

    Customer: Hello?

    Associate: (sighs contentedly) Mmmmm…sugar…

    Customer: Who is this?

    Associate: Chocolate…ice cream…

    Customer: …