Cwabs!

Haley Barbour opines that French millionaires will flee President Hollande's new tax increases for Mississipi.
thulium:

gravyholocaust:

Surpringly, this is NOT an Onion article.

I’m guessing most French millionaires would happily pay huge sums to not have to live in Mississippi.

Hey, French Millionaires! Can you afford your own healthcare? Have enough money to pay for a full-time security staff, and private tutors for your children, and a chef to make bread that doesn’t come in a plastic bag? Do you mind if the tomatoes you buy in the supermarket taste like nerf balls? Come to Mississippi! Where you’ll be welcomed with open arms!

Time to enjoy the benefits that having society with socialized medicine, a tax structure that encourages capital investment instead of profit-reaping, and laws that protect all citizens have gotten you! Come to Mississippi and cash out, just like Ayn Rand suggested!

Note: If you set foot in Alabama, they’ll arrest your ass for being a foreigner.

Another note: Please don’t be a black or Muslim French millionaire.

Anothernother note: Or a lady French millionaire who might want birth control.