Chronically Awesome: Dear Anyone,
Representative Steve King (R-Iowa), who came out today in support of Todd Akin (R-Mo.) about the “[legitimately] raped women don’t get pregnant” comment, hasn’t ever gotten a call from anyone who’s been raped and gotten pregnant.
The Iowa congressman, who supports changing…
Um, here’s the deal. You can either claim that rapes don’t result in pregnancies (wrong) OR you can claim that sometimes the children that result from women CHOOSING to carry these pregnancies to term (read: not being forced to by idiot legislators) end up being good human beings (true). Trying to hold both opinions should result in your head expoloding.
Then again, I recently discovered that the Judeo-Christian Sharia Law on which you’re basing these views states that if two dudes are fighting and a woman comes in and touches one of the dude’s penis, you’re supposed to cut her hand off.
So let this be a lesson to you, ladies: If you have the misfortune of being involved with a right-wing blowhard Christian, NEVER TOUCH HIS PENIS.
He might have been fighting, and you can never be too safe.