Pole Vaulters, Please Use Stairs
Beware: going down stairs may result in being impaled.
“Use of railing may result in loss of hands. Use at your own risk.”
WARNING: Having a forcefield that repels small pieces of lumber while using stairs may result in the growth of a small beak.
“MY THIGHS ARE SO SHORT!”
How do I move my leg like that? I don’t know!
Someday you are going to die.
Attention: It is permissable to stand on the ski lift.
Warning. Using stairs may result in being shot by large blue lazerz.
Use caution when poking the man attached to the stairs.
“MY THIGHS ARE SO SHORT!”
WARNING: Having a forcefield that repels small pieces of lumber while using stairs may result in the growth of a small...
Basement: Menswear, sports equipment, soft furnishings, necks.
“Use of railing may result in loss of hands. Use at your own risk.”
Beware: going down stairs may result in being impaled.